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You must learn not to listen to shop assistants.
Because, and I truly mean this, you somehow look like the offspring of a smurf and a boob.
Your Royal Highness, Duchess of Cornwall,
Due to an unfortunate clerical error, wherein a clerk was unsure of your heritage, you have been registered to run in this week’s Melbourne Cup, instead of the originally agreed upon presenting of the cup.
Unfortunately at this late stage we are unable to rectify this error or change the draw, so your presence is required in barrier 6 this Tuesday. You will be required to organise a jockey.
Regards,
Henry Denton
Spring Carnival Racing Council