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While you are stupid for forgetting you are the most followed person on the planet and pashing on with a married man on a bridge, I will refrain from judging you too harshly. We all make mistakes. A similar thing happened to me recently when I threw my first dinner party and served roast chicken, except they had no chickens left at the supermarket so it was sausages, and being unacquainted with my oven trays, it was served on what turned out to be a bin lid. Women have to support each other even if one of them is a tramp. That is you. The woman who is the tramp that I was referring to. If you need some extra warmth on one of the lonely nights to come I am sure you can make a blanket out of money. It would have a nicer rustle than the toilet paper I use. Yours in support, Kylie from Australia

While you are stupid for forgetting you are the most followed person on the planet and pashing on with a married man on a bridge, I will refrain from judging you too harshly.

We all make mistakes. A similar thing happened to me recently when I threw my first dinner party and served roast chicken, except they had no chickens left at the supermarket so it was sausages, and being unacquainted with my oven trays, it was served on what turned out to be a bin lid.

Women have to support each other even if one of them is a tramp. That is you. The woman who is the tramp that I was referring to.
If you need some extra warmth on one of the lonely nights to come I am sure you can make a blanket out of money. It would have a nicer rustle than the toilet paper I use.

Yours in support, Kylie from Australia