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Your Royal Highness, Duchess of Cornwall,
Due to an unfortunate clerical error, wherein a clerk was unsure of your heritage, you have been registered to run in this week’s Melbourne Cup, instead of the originally agreed upon presenting of the cup.
Unfortunately at this late stage we are unable to rectify this error or change the draw, so your presence is required in barrier 6 this Tuesday. You will be required to organise a jockey.
Regards,
Henry Denton
Spring Carnival Racing Council

Your Royal Highness, Duchess of Cornwall,

Due to an unfortunate clerical error, wherein a clerk was unsure of your heritage, you have been registered to run in this week’s Melbourne Cup, instead of the originally agreed upon presenting of the cup.

Unfortunately at this late stage we are unable to rectify this error or change the draw, so your presence is required in barrier 6 this Tuesday. You will be required to organise a jockey.

Regards,

Henry Denton

Spring Carnival Racing Council